American English is clearly a rebel,
against which I must rebel!
And while we’re on the subject,
why do we subject ourselves
to such madness as homographs?
Just for laughs?
And who invented them?
(Eye roll) What a gem!
Well, I think not.
And through all this thorough thought,
I’m fraught with not knowing
Who thought up homophones.
And silent letters, and
those that change the sounds of others, too.
I have no clue. Do you?
And rules? Hardly more than flukes!
Like the whole “i before e” thing,
albeit cutely rhyming,
is the height of forfeiting
the rule books.
Now let’s talk contranyms.
For instance, weather means to withstand,
but also to wear away?
Well may I just say
only a contrary soul would assign
opposing meanings to the same word.
I could go on, but you would just yawn,
and the point would be forgone.
So for now, just know
English brings me woe.
It’s plain to see why. *sigh*
© Marie Elena Good, 2019