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Tag: Humor

BREAK OF DAY (an Aubade)

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“Break of Day,” we say –
And let me weigh in on that.

Or not,

For if the scales tip further,
They may break with the day.

Double negatives

My Right Side – The One I Use Almost Exclusively

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Riiiiight …

I am so thankful
For my right side.  Without it,
What would I have left?

CHURCH SALAD LUNCHEON

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Everything was just peachy,
Until jokes began raisin eyebrows.
“Mangoes into a bar …”

Figures … it was the rutabaga.
Elderberries grabbed olive the baby peas,
Endive never seen them move so fast –
It was plum bananas!

Luckily, no one was squashed.

Currantly, things seem to be back under control.
Lettuce hope it stays this way.
Shallot turn ugly again, we’ll just beet it.

In response to Robert Lee Brewer’s April Poem-a-Day Challenge, 2015, Prompt 22 – Nature

IF THE WHOLE WORLD WAS SILLY (Tribute to Shel Silverstein)

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If the whole world was silly, you know what I’d eat?
Worm Fettuccini, right off of the street.
Some caramelized whiskers of catfish today;
Tomorrow, perhaps a nice leather fillet.
A handful of gravel from Mr. Green’s drive,
With honey bee’s knees from an elephant’s hive.
Gallons of hazelnut-chocolate-bean chili.
That’s what I’d eat if the whole world was silly.

If the whole world was silly, you know what I’d wear?
An upside-down tuba, and one for a spare.
A glove on my foot, and two socks on one hand,
Yesterday’s junk mail; fresh peach skin (or canned).
My big sister’s homework, my Uncle Jim’s lures,
And maybe that G.I. Joe lunch pail of yours.
Oversized dentures from Great, Great Aunt Milly.
That’s what I’d wear if the whole world was silly.

If the whole world was silly, you know what I’d do?
I’d unzip the sky to let hippos skip through.
I’d hop into books, and I’d flip through my bed.
I’d butter my face, and smooth lip balm on bread.
I’d plant fish from seed, and teach star fruit to swim.
Then I’d color each glare with a nice shade of dim.
Everyone’s name would end with “The Frilly,”
If I was the queen, and the whole world was silly.

(c) Marie Elena Good, 2009

Inspired by “If the World was Crazy” by Shel Silverstein

INFECTIOUS

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Woozy, wheezy
Coughy, queasy
Throat is rough and raw.

Droopy, drowsy
Feeling lousy
Barfy, bloated, blah.

Sniffley, snivelly
Snort uncivilly
Sounding like a sow.

Rubbing noses
I suppose is
Peck to pick for now.

Faulty Parts
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THAT BOY

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With good looks and muscles he’s brimmin’.

It shows when he’s out there a’swimmin’.

He’s staring at Susie

(that life-guarding floozy!)

He thinks he is God’s gift to women.

And not that I’d notice, but hey –

He’s flirting with Rosie and Faye,

Katrina, Deb … Gee,

Now he’s flirting with ME?

Now I’m thinkin’ this place is okay!

© Marie Elena Good

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